triceratopless

say that title, seriously just do it.
no but really now, GUESS WHAT'S IN. UH.
...GUESS WHAT'S ON SEPTEMBER 27TH.
DO YOU KNOW? DO YOU?
well you probably don't care, considering i barely talk to any of my watchers, and i don't think any would really click a journal with this title, and be sincerely interested. i mean fuck, it says muh fugga.
which is fun as hell to say dude. seriouslyyy.

SO ANYWAY, I STARTED WOW AGAIN. LIKE A FUCKING BOSS.
my troll is the coolest level 2 troll ever okay.

ummm, what else. fffffuuuuuudge. i'm getting a job maybe, because i want money to buy a new camera b'aw. :c but maybe i can ask for one for my birthday lolol. all i'm asking for now is a skateboard, and a hoodie. <3

oh, that's what september 27th is btw.
I'MTIREDFUCKBUNCHESOFOATS.

FUCK THEIR SHIT.
they're colorful little dick heads.

okay so i know what you're thinking guys, you're thinking, 'cera/de/kappy/beoi/wtfever else, can you maybe draw some shit for us to laugh at instead of posting these journals about your unnatural love for Spain and your passionate loathing for goggles that make love to your eyeball.'

and i'm here to tell you, 'sure guys, i'll draw something! just for you! fist bump?'

or something like that.

but first i need to share some shit because this fucker is like my twitter.

i recommend that no one ever gets properly sized for bras, ('but cera, what if i'm a man?' yes even then) i think everyone should just take a bunch, and try them on, because having a woman you don't know come up to you and put her hands all over your chest is not a fun experience for anyone. especially if she uses sweet words in an attempt to soften the mood. things like, 'don't worry i've done this tons of times!', or, 'i'm a professional, it's okay!', and 'you could kill someone with that chest!' because they tend to make faces flush, and the tension unbearably thicker than it had been before. and no she didn't seriously say the last one. i'm naturally an awkward, insecure child, so this groping was severely undeserved. severely.

but back to drawing.
i'm trying to develop some stable sort of style but it's not working well at all, and my fingers hurt, so that's fun. but if i leave my left hand alone for a while, it falls asleep and makes things a fuckload better.

hm. i think i should go swimming, or something urgh. this ones pretty long woah, i wonder if it'll get long enough for someone to skim through or just, 'tl;dr'. well fuck me sideways. i need to reply to my notes fuuu-.

alrighty, back to a chaste summer. keep your virginities close kids.

SpainSpainSpainSpainSpain.

they should have like. some sort of fail safe plan man. :c
AND I SMELL LIKE CHLORINE FUUU.